Hello,
Today nothing happened. Nothing happened at all. No one did anything stupid, except maybe the chorus director who had never heard us before and then made us sing some songs we’d never sung before, which we did and created harmonies that no human being or animal had ever heard before, and he said “You guys sound great!” I thought that was stupid.
I didn’t go to the post office so I didn’t open my mailbox and stick my head up to the little square and say “Hi!” due to the box being totally empty.
I didn’t get a response to my poll. Not one response. Nope, not a one.
So I’ve decided I need to start making things happen. I need marketing, obviously. I think a good pay per click campaign could drive traffic to my site. I did send an email to Ed Schultz so he could check out my post on 9/11 conspiracies. I’m sure he’s very busy though.
Oh and no one has ordered any of the cat toys I’m selling. I think I’m going to create an e-commerce site for it anyway. If you build it, they will come they say.
Anyway, I hope everyone is having a really good life. I’m sure you’re all very busy with your jobs and stuff. I don’t do my porn job on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, so I just kind of stay in the house on those days.
I read today that Dick Cheney is planning on attacking the US again. Yes, again. This time he’ll use nukes is the theory. Anyway here’s the article. I hope you like it.
http://www.911truth.org/article.php?story=20070724182855127
Hi, welcome back. So if we want to stop him it appears we have to impeach him. To do that we’ll have to get Harry (Mr. Rogers) Reid and Nancy(i’ve got 10 million grandkids) Pelosi to join with Dennis (I’m too ugly to be president) Kucinich. And maybe we can get Barack (I’m not Hillary) O’Bama and Hillary (I’m not black but my husband is) Clinton to join in.
But whatever…. ya know. We’re all going to die someday anyway. We might as well get it over with.
I sure hope that I get some answers to my poll soon, because I’m getting hungry and my blood sugar feels low….I also think I might be hyperglycemic.