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I know what comes to mind.  The song from the Wizard of Oz…..’Ding dong the wicked witch…..”  Well you should be ashamed of yourself.  After all he has a family. Continue reading Is Dick Cheney dead?

I thought that was cute, putting a colon between the words semi and colon.  LOL.

Well my sister was recently diagnosed with diversticultissiccaparanormalcolonsickness.  Its apparently all the rage as many people have gotten it.  Continue reading My sister has a semi:colon

Hello,

We’ve realized that we need a new category on the blog so here is the official announcement.  The category is…(drum roll please..) Important News….

 So here is our first post of todays Important News.

Miley Cyrus Drinks Ketchup.

Yep she did it last night on Leno.  Continue reading Miley Cyrus Drinks Ketchup!!!

…let him know that I have a new blog.  I want to see if I can get him to bless it. 

Thanks!

I was in a major accident today.  A woman behind my car as I was stopped on 80 had her car slammed into.  Her car then rear ended my car.  My car was nearly pushed into the car in front of me, but fortunately he wasn’t.

 Everyone was real nice as we exchanged information.  Nobody yelled.  It was kind of fun.  I almost got a date.  Continue reading Major Accident on I80

Well, after all of the hurtful things that Bill said about Barack, now Barack appears to be mad at Hillary.  Check it out: 

You can see that Ted and Barack were sitting together. Hillary was sitting a mile away but decided that she should go down their aisle so she could shake Ted’s hand and pretend like she couldn’t care less that he had been shitting on her all day. “Hi Ted, how are you?” with her big fake smile.

Barack was so sickened by it he turned to the left and hurled. I didn’t post that picture because it might make my readers sick.

It seems the Tree People are winning in the battle of the trees and the new Berkeley stadium.  They’ve apparently defined the grove planted in 1922 as ancient and are living in the trees to make sure no one cuts them down for a new stadium.  That means that in 30 years I will be considered ancient.  And I was just convincing myself that 50 was the new 30.  Anyway, I’m going to try to get some answers to some questions the next time I’m down there.  If you have your own questions let me know and I’ll try to include them.

Here’s the questions I have so far: Continue reading Berkeley Tree People

Hello,

Partner and I just got back from the movies.  We saw Charlie Wilson’s War.  We went to dinner afterwards and discussed it so that means it was good.  Partner thought that Charlie Wilson was made up and a conglomeration of several congressmen.  I thought that he was a real person named Charlie Wilson.  So we looked it up afterwards and he did exist and he was a congressman from Texas.  Just like in the movie.  I love it when movies reflect reality. Continue reading Charlie Wilson’s War

Hello,

 Its been some time since I posted anything new.  I’m sorry dear reader.  If you’re still out there.  You remember, you posted a comment on my butt-piss entry when my blog was hosted by blogger.  I hope you haven’t given up, but I’m sure re-reading the same posts over and over must have gotten tiring for you, so I understand. Continue reading Health Tip for 2008

Hello,

Welcome to the new site for BerkeleyPC.  This new site has many features so you can register and log in and write your own posts and comment on my wonderful posts.  Note:  All negative comments about my wonderful posts will be immediately deleted.  So don’t waste your typing skills on your whiney, complainey, bitchey attitude.  But please don’t limit yourself on effusive praise. 

 Love ya, glad you found it.