Dick Cheney called to tell me he’s not planning on dropping a nuclear bomb on America. “oh yeah,” I thought. “Like you’re going to admit it.”
And then I thought, hey, why’d he call me anyway? It must be my blog and all the waves it is causing for the Bush Administration. I’m sure he hates my blog and the fact that its named after the most liberal city in the most liberal state in the Country. That must make his blood boil. And then the fact that it highlights the world famous wind powered car probably pisses him off. He hates clean energy.
Obtw, the wall street journal had an article about how Cheney has gone cookoo! His friends don’t know him anymore.
And Huffington Post had an article on George Bush and what he’s going to do now that he’s trapped. It’s some really scary stuff. They talked about how he used to blow up frogs with firecrackers when he was a kid and how he’s now blowing up people with the same amount of remorse…..none.
“‘ya see.” says George, “heh heh” (heh,heh is that horrible laugh he does where his shoulders shake up and down and he looks very please with himself), “God told me to do it. If God said it, it can’t be wrong. heh heh.”
I’m trying to learn how to imitate God’s voice so I’m can tell George he should shoot himself in the head. heh heh.
Obtw, here’s the link to the article since I’m sure you think I made all of this up.
http://www.911truth.org/article.php?story=2007072794211932
And here’s an article on how the Bush Administration has subpoenaed Michael Moore for taking a trip to Cuba. Michael Moore says he’s not going to show up because he’s going to claim executive priviledge.
“Get Michael Moore and bring him to me”
And the Michael Vick controversy is heating up. Pamela Redmond Satran is on the side of Dog Haters!
I Hate Dogs: Does That Make Me Un-American?
by Pamela Redmond Satran
She wrote a whole article on it: Here’s a Quote:
“Yes, okay, I said it. Come on, burn a big doggie biscuit on my lawn. Stone me the way you might a baby killer or a gay basher. “
She probably does kill babies and bash gays also. I’m afraid of her. She looks evil to me. Read the rest of the article if you dare:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/pamela-redmond-satran/i-hate-dogs-does-that-ma_b_58179.html
And here’s a picture of a dog lover just before Pamela runs over her with her car. Just before it happened I saw the red head screaming something at Ms. Satran. I walked closer so I could get this picture and I heard her say…
‘Why don’t you just fuck off you Satan Bitch!’ I think she thinks that Pamela’s last name is Satan instead of Satran. That’s an understandable mistake.
But anyway, honest mistake or not, Pamela really lost it. Or kinda, sorta lost it. I mean the grin on her face got bigger as she got into her Suburban, put it in gear, squealed the tires and rammed the red headed chick. The red headed chick ended up on the windshield, trying to break through the glass with her cardboard sign. She came off when Pamela hit the tree though.
So as you can see, it’s really getting crazy. I hope this is over soon as it is tearing our country apart and emboldening Al-Quaeda! Plus I don’t think that the Falcons second string quarterback is very good.