Save Bob Allen…and he’ll give you a blow job…and in the park restroom in fact.
You see, Florida State Rep Bob Allen is afraid of black people so he pays them $20.00 to blow them.
I feel sorry for him. He’s getting all of this bad press now and he was just trying to protect himself from the other black men that were in the park. So to protect himself from the black men in the park he went into the restroom and told another black guy that he would give him $20 if the black guy would let him blow him.
It makes sense if you think about it, because once he had the black man’s jizz inside of him, he would then be invisible, or nearly black to the other black men in the park. The magic semen would make him seem like one of them and he could walk through the park unscathed. It is perfectly logical. Its what we like to refer to as ‘…black by injection!’.
So now that he’s explained why he was giving blow jobs in the park bathroom I think he should be forgiven and we should move on. And if you’re a black guy and want to make a quick $20, and can stomach the fact that Bob’s head looks like one of those big bloated puffer fish heads, then hey, $20 can be yours.
If you want to see what he looks like first, here’s his pic. You could always take a paper bag (large size because his head is huge) and put a hole in it where his mouth is. Here’s the pics. One image is posted with the blog. The other you will need to click the link to see.. Please put your votes in comments as to which one is Bob and which one is the pufferfish
http://ladybunny.net/blog/2007/08/stocky-black-guys-made-me-do-it.html