So I was driving by the Oakland Coliseum on my way to my new job today and I saw the news.  “Michael Jackson’s new World Tour” and its called none other than(Trumpet blare,drum rolll):“Immortal”

Well that says it all doesn’t it.  So please weigh in:

1) Michael Jackson never really died he was pretending so he could sell more records and promote his new tour: Immortal!
2) He did die but he is coming back to do tours.
3) He did die and he won’t be back,it will just be a stupid movie of him dancing around the stage going “whoo!”  “whoo!”and pulling up his pant legs.

I for one hope its number 1.  That would be awesome.  Quite possibly the best marketing scheme since ‘New Coke’. 

Let me know what you think!