Barack keeps asking me out. I thought he was married? Anyway,he’s starting to wear me down…. with each new request I have to fight my fingers as they attempt to reply with an affirmative answer to his email. (Doesn’t he know emails can be traced?)
Anyway Barack,here’s my response to your most recent request and to all new requests you may make..
Yes,Barack,I would love to have dinner/sleep with….asd;lfjk;ajf;asdfa….. I again I absolutely accept….;asjkdfaskl;fj;l acknowledge your most recent attempt to seduce….;aslkdjfkl;asdfj…. secure my vote by getting me in bed…;ajkfdjasd;lfj;asl…to accept your dinner invitation…..
I’m sorry I can’t accept.
xoxo respectfully,
Debbie!