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Only 1 day left

August 14th, 2007 No Comments

Hello,

I want to let everyone know there is now only 1 day left to answer the poll so we’ll know what additional language my international audience wants to read this blog in. I want to thank everyone for the results so far. We have already doubled the number of respondents for this poll that we had for the last one. Read the rest of this entry »

Oh jesus!

August 10th, 2007 No Comments

For the love of… Its happening again. I don’t know why I even try sometimes. There are now 5 days left on my poll and there have been 0 percent responses. Now maybe 0 percent is 100 percent of my readership, but, considering this is an international blog, I doubt that very much.

So look to your left if you can’t seem to find it. It’s in the upper left. Make your selection and we’ll get started improving this for the international audience.

I know there are probably some of you international readers that don’t read English so you aren’t sure what to choose. My suggestion then is to print out the page and go to a translator and ask what the choices are. But do not, under any circumstances let them sway your vote. This has to come from your heart, not theirs. Think about it. They are interpreters, so they will want to have the other language be one they already know so this blog can drive more business to them. Don’t be fooled.

Oh, but of course if you can’t read the poll, then you can’t understand what I’m typing here. Well, that’s ok. Just print this part out also then and take both pages on your trip.

Enjoy!

Hello, I’m sure you’re wondering where I’ve been since I haven’t written for a while. Well, I’m trying to get over the underwhelming response to my poll for one thing. I was so excited to get know the person who is reading my blog. I just wanted to reach out and get to know you. Oh well.

But then I said, let me look at the analytics and see if there is anyone looking at this. And I did and I realized there are people the world over reading this. I’m not kidding, you are reading an international blog.

In order of the most visitors: US, Germany, (not set), Nigeria, Paraguay, Malaysia, Turkey, Canada, Thailand and Poland. I hope they all speak english or this blog won’t be very helpful to them. Read the rest of this entry »

Today is the last day for the poll and its looking like we aren’t going to get 100% participation. I’m disappointed but I’m not defeated. I will continue writing this for myself and my cats and we’ll be the ones who will truly enjoy it.

So far Anonymous, you have posted 3 comments to my blog but you still haven’t taken my poll. I would just like to know why? I’ve been pouring my heart out and then I put the survey up so I could get to know you a little better and you’ve ignored it relentlessly.

So, I’ve given up on getting you to read 4 questions and then clicking your mouse twice to finish the survey. Instead, I now have just one plea for you…

WHY?

Is it because you don’t like sandwiches at all? I included a choice for people who don’t like sandwiches…”Taco”. So if that’s the case, just select the “Taco”.

Anyway, I hope that helps and I hope we can still be friends after all of this. It has put a damper on our relationship, but if we’re strong we can make it through this.

So, thanks for reading this. Have a great day!

Friday Blues

July 28th, 2007 No Comments

Well here we are. It’s Friday and still not one response to the survey. I guess I’ll just have to take it myself then, since it seems like me entire readership has become 0.

Anyway, I went to my porn job today. It was pretty fun. Tinkerbell got mad and screamed at boss2. He told boss2 that he had done all he could and that if people kept asking him questions about it he would get stressed out. And if he got stressed out he would quit.

That seemed to get boss2 off his back. He then got up and walked violently to the restroom, his boots ringing all the way. It was interesting that a stressful situation like that would be such a boon for angels waiting for their wings.

Hello again. I want everyone to hear about my new special offer for my poll. If I get 100% response, all readers will be the first recipients of the cat toy I’m selling. Its an amazing deal, I know. But I feel very comfortable giving these away at first, because I know once a few people get them, word of mouth will be all I’ll need to sell millions of them.

The offer is only good until the poll ends so take the dive, take those extra two clicks of the mouse and then email me prior to the poll closing time. There are only 3 days left so hurry!

_____________Todays Post_________________________

Well there is so much happening I’m not sure where to begin. We can talk about Alberto Gonzales and his continual lying to congress to protect our wonderful president. We can talk about how with Bush in power trampling the constitution and Gonzales, who is supposed to uphold the constitution, defending his right to trounce it, how that could end up destroying the foundation of our democracy and starting us down the path to losing our liberties, to being thrown in prison for dissent or for being poor, or gay, or catholic, or protestant and on and on. We can talk about how the Justice Department (that’s where Gonzales works) refuses to enforce the contempt of congress citation given to Harriet and her friend. Yep, lots to talk about there. Read the rest of this entry »

I hope you’re not looking here for answers to the upbeat question. How can I continue skipping along through life when I ask for so little and end up with less. It doesn’t seem fair.

You see, there are 5 days left on my survey and I am nowhere near reaching 100% participation. Its a simple request. All you have to do (Anonymous), is tell me your favorite sandwich. The survey is at the top left in case you missed it.

Please let me know if there is anything I can do to help. I think God will take me if I don’t get 100% response to my survey. And think of the benefits to you. You get my undivided attention to focus on your specific personality type. Unless of course my readership increases above 1. In that case you will get divided attention but hey, you could still be in the majority.

It’s like this.
If another reader appears from the ethers, that would make 2. You Anonymous and the other reader. So if the other reader selects a different answer, I will have to divide my time between 2 different personality types. It could get very difficult but I will work very hard to accomplish this.

The fortunate thing is I will at the most have to divide my time between 4 distinct personality types. That is very doable, but in order to do that, my readership would have to increase to 4 loyal readers so it will be a while for that I’m sure.

So think of the benefit to you and please submit your response soon. Remember only 5 more days.