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Ok, so what was missing from the ABC Democratic Debates with Charlie Gibson and George Stephanopoulos last night? 

First off I think they could have used those meandering circus spotlights and the circus music that starts off The Show Must Go On by 3 Dog Night.  The opening narration though couldn’t have been better, except maybe a couple of ‘Step right this way!’s and an ‘Enjoy the show!”

Then of course it would have been better if George Stephanopoulos and Charlie Gibson had been dressed up in clown suits and Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had been balancing on tight rope wires above a lions cage.

Of course to fully show how ridiculously lopsided the whole thing was, Barack would also have to dodge those big swinging balls that you see the muslclemen on Gladiator throwing at contestants as they try to cross from one platform of safety to the next.

And then finally, Ryan Seacrest could have come on at the very end and asked everyone to text their votes for Hillary or Barack, ‘Just text the number 1 for Hillary and the number 974320723407234909002340 for Barack.’

Charlie Gibson lost any hope for the illusion of  ‘journalistic integrity’ when he let out an audible scoff of incredulity after Barack said he had never been for an all out ‘ban’ on handguns. 

I would have loved to have been their live for the hotdogs and balloons.   O0ooh, and the cotton candy.  That would have sealed the deal. 

Hope you all are enjoying seeing our democracy at work.  And to all you young voters who aren’t jaded yet, don’t worry, after this election you will be, because there is not a snowball’s chance in hell that the powerbrokers are going to let all the work they have done to secure the oil fields of Iraq to be undone by Barack or Hillary. 

We’ve had one false flag event and if they have to do it they’ll have another before the election.  And if that doesn’t seem to work and they are worried that they can’t fix the election, then they will declare martial law.  A lot went into getting us into Iraq to secure the oil, so to believe that now they will walk away and let all that work be undone is pretty naive.

Sorry babes, just the facts.  Oh, and I know I missed the title that was used by ABC: ’Democrats Debate’.

Why is that important? It has to do with the Republican talking points.  They are requiring all of their media outlets and frontmen to refer to the ‘Democratic’ Party as the ‘Democrat’ Party.  It seems that ‘Democratic’ Party polls too well.  Therefore The ‘Democratic’ Debate becomes The ‘Democrats’ Debate.  Other than that being totally ridiculous, it also gives you a clue as to the bias of the media outlet and talking heads.

I’m greeted with a picture of Bill and Hillary smiling and waving to the cameras.  In the background are some beautiful green trees, the sun is shining down and Hillary’s hair looking very blonde and Bill’s silver hair looking like a halo…  The image looks like its right off the front cover of an AARP monthly mag or a commercial for Depends, I’m not sure which.

And the title is
“Hill and Bill: We Aren’t Going Anywhere.”

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Hi Barack, Bulldog here!.  I seem to have lost your email invitation for dinner.  <wink, wink>.  Due to that I”m unable to respond in kind so I’m posting my response here.  I do hope you find it. Yes I would love to have dinner with you.  I’m assuming it will just be us and the reporters will be nowhere in sight.  I have my outfit all picked out.  A cute little lace number with velcro snaps so we can easily pick up the ….conversation… at my hotel afterwards. 

And don’t worry about being gentle with me.  They don’t call me bulldog for nothing. 

Hope you get this!

Barack keeps asking me out.  I thought he was married?  Anyway, he’s starting to wear me down…. with each new request I have to fight my fingers as they attempt to reply with an affirmative answer to his email.  (Doesn’t he know emails can be traced?)

Anyway Barack, here’s my response to your most recent request and to all new requests you may make..

 Yes, Barack, I would love to have dinner/sleep with….asd;lfjk;ajf;asdfa….. I again I absolutely accept….;asjkdfaskl;fj;l  acknowledge your most recent attempt to seduce….;aslkdjfkl;asdfj….  secure my vote by getting me in bed…;ajkfdjasd;lfj;asl… to accept your dinner invitation…..

I’m sorry I can’t accept.  

xoxo respectfully,

Debbie!

So he’s either not dead or what we’re seeing is actually a hologram that talks.  So actually one could imagine an evil genius who didn’t want to have to start all over Read the rest of this entry »

I know what comes to mind.  The song from the Wizard of Oz…..’Ding dong the wicked witch…..”  Well you should be ashamed of yourself.  After all he has a family. Read the rest of this entry »

…let him know that I have a new blog.  I want to see if I can get him to bless it. 

Thanks!

Well, after all of the hurtful things that Bill said about Barack, now Barack appears to be mad at Hillary.  Check it out: 

You can see that Ted and Barack were sitting together. Hillary was sitting a mile away but decided that she should go down their aisle so she could shake Ted’s hand and pretend like she couldn’t care less that he had been shitting on her all day. “Hi Ted, how are you?” with her big fake smile.

Barack was so sickened by it he turned to the left and hurled. I didn’t post that picture because it might make my readers sick.

The battle of the name droppers….

Obama and Oprah are like siblings… twins even…like the Olson twins…life is fun for them…

Hillary has Barbara… somehow that seems appropriate… they’re both mostly cold and distant and ruthless when crossed. Read the rest of this entry »

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the state can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie … The truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the state.” –Joseph Goebbels, minister of propaganda in Nazi Germany, 1933-1945

Here’s a great article on the start of the end of the world. Have a look. If your too lazy to educate yourself because for you everything it just fine, great! Check out your local detention center to see where you’ll be staying when you do get mad and they have to take you away.

Free Showers! Read the rest of this entry »