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I love HRI love HR

You know how Human Resources is always sending out those helpful reminders…You know the ones…Its against company policy to blog during working hours…. or…. ‘Are you guilty of Sexual Harrasment?’Check out these 10 telltale signs…and today I got one about ‘How to make friends!’Too funny.

And of course in my [...]

Is Michael Jackson still alive or is he getting some type of New Age work release?Is Michael Jackson still alive or is he getting some type of New Age work release?

So I was driving by the Oakland Coliseum on my way to my new job today and I saw the news.  “Michael Jackson’s new World Tour”and its called none other than(Trumpet blare,drum rolll):“Immortal”

Well that says it all doesn’t it.  So please weigh in:

1) Michael Jackson never really died he [...]

A good deed to help law enforcement do their job.A good deed to help law enforcement do their job.

Partner and I were driving down I80 this weekend when we saw a woman ‘texting while driving’.

We took a bite out of this crime,oh yes! I rammed my car into hers and ran her into the guardrail.

Then partner called the police because ‘Texting while Driving’is illegal.

Do you want an Ice Cream cone?Do you want an Ice Cream cone?

I remember when I was about 7. Karen Casilio,who was 8 and much more worldly than I,and I were on the outs ever since I quit ‘club’and drew some unflattering pictures of her. She must have forgotten all about it on this day however as she offered to buy me an ice [...]

Karen Casilio

I remember club. Club contained Marla,myself and Karen Casilio our self appointed club leader. She was fat,ugly and mean and I hated her but Marla and I were pals so I tried the club. It mostly consisted of Karen trying to show her superiority and using Marla as her faithful companion,we would [...]

Is Nevada City,Berkeley lite?

Ok,so I’m a little confused. Today I was at SPD buyiing some limes. You know I figured,its Tuesday and I worked hard and it made sense I should reward myself with some world class margaritatas. Don’t worry,I didn’t drink them alone,partner had one.. (a token to my consumption but hey,who’s [...]

An Old Favorite,The Wind Powered Car

Hello again,

Sorry that we’ve sort of dropped off the planet for a bit.  But we’re back.. And to get things started,please re-read the post that really started this blog.  It all happened when partner and I moved to Berkeley and we realized,‘wow,these people are weird.’.  So to understand Berkeley,just wrap [...]

We're not really in Berkeley anymore.We’re not in Berkeley anymore…

Partner was pointing out that this blog has sort of fallen by the wayside.  I guess mainly because we no longer live in Berkeley.   Sorry for lying.  We have moved,so we would like you  to just pretend everything we write is about Berkeley.

Speaking of which,partner was helping a friend with her stage [...]

My blog isn't workingBlog issue with [...] more tag.

Ok,sorry but my blog no longer works right. The [...] is supposed to take you to the rest of the article but it doesn’t do anything. It’s kind of cute though and makes the blog look very professional so I guess I’ll just leave it. Besides I don’t know how to fix it. So [...]

How I became Evil

Let me give you some background.  My sister told me that when I was young I was a really sweet person.  Then she believes that brain damage made me evil.  She pointed me to a book by  Dr. Amen called Change your Brain,Change your Life.   In the book he makes the case that severe [...]