Archive for the ‘Important News’ Category

Who says that Walmart doesn’t care about their employees?  BerkeleyPC has just learned that Walmart purchases life insurance for its employees.  From the highest level manager to the janitor, life insurance is purchased for you when you go to work there. 

I know what you’re thinking, what’s the catch right?  Such cynicism….. Have you ever thought that maybe they aren’t as evil as people say they are?

Well then certainly they must require employees to pay at least half of the premium?  Nope, not one red cent!  And, they don’t even require you to sign up for it.  Just by becoming a Walmart employee you are immediately enrolled.

Sound too good to be true?  Ok, there is one little, tiny snag with the whole thing.  Walmart gets to pick the beneficiary.  Yep, they decide who gets the reward when you mysteriously kick the bucket.  So while they could put it in the name of say… your next of kin… that appears to not really be happening.  In fact as far as BerkeleyPC can determine, Walmart is the beneficiary on 100% of the life insurance policies they purchase. firedfromwalmart2.jpg

Now if you currently work at Walmart and you receive a bad review and/or a reprimand along with the threat that you need to clean up your act or face termination, you might want to respond by asking: “What do you mean by that?”

But if you’re looking for suggestions we recommend that you change your identity and sneak off to another country.  I mean do you really think they would tell you that they were planning on collecting on your policy?  Probably not! 

Here’s some links so you can read more about Walmart’s benefits program:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/666837/posts
http://www.tbo.com/news/metro/MGB5SEJVN3F.html

Have a great day and thank you for shopping at Walmart!

Moko is the hero of the day in New Zealand.  Watch this clip to hear how Moko saved the mother dolphin and her baby. 

I thought that was cute, putting a colon between the words semi and colon.  LOL.

Well my sister was recently diagnosed with diversticultissiccaparanormalcolonsickness.  Its apparently all the rage as many people have gotten it.  Read the rest of this entry »

Hello,

We’ve realized that we need a new category on the blog so here is the official announcement.  The category is…(drum roll please..) Important News….

 So here is our first post of todays Important News.

Miley Cyrus Drinks Ketchup.

Yep she did it last night on Leno.  Read the rest of this entry »