Archive for March, 2008

Thanks to BerkeleyPC for allowing me to write for this blog.

I’d like to discuss the topic of open-minded-ness.  Is that a word?  Anyway, do you consider yourself Real UFOopen minded?  What do you say to someone who brings up topics that you’ve long ago dismissed as believed by the ‘lunatic fringe’ or ‘conspiracy theorists’?  We certainly all have lines that we won’t cross when it comes to believability of new ideas or theories don’t we.

If someone brought up the subject of UFO’s for instance would you immediately think ‘whacko’?  Read the rest of this entry »

Hi Barack, Bulldog here!.  I seem to have lost your email invitation for dinner.  <wink, wink>.  Due to that I”m unable to respond in kind so I’m posting my response here.  I do hope you find it. Yes I would love to have dinner with you.  I’m assuming it will just be us and the reporters will be nowhere in sight.  I have my outfit all picked out.  A cute little lace number with velcro snaps so we can easily pick up the ….conversation… at my hotel afterwards. 

And don’t worry about being gentle with me.  They don’t call me bulldog for nothing. 

Hope you get this!

Barack keeps asking me out.  I thought he was married?  Anyway, he’s starting to wear me down…. with each new request I have to fight my fingers as they attempt to reply with an affirmative answer to his email.  (Doesn’t he know emails can be traced?)

Anyway Barack, here’s my response to your most recent request and to all new requests you may make..

 Yes, Barack, I would love to have dinner/sleep with….asd;lfjk;ajf;asdfa….. I again I absolutely accept….;asjkdfaskl;fj;l  acknowledge your most recent attempt to seduce….;aslkdjfkl;asdfj….  secure my vote by getting me in bed…;ajkfdjasd;lfj;asl… to accept your dinner invitation…..

I’m sorry I can’t accept.  

xoxo respectfully,

Debbie!

So he’s either not dead or what we’re seeing is actually a hologram that talks.  So actually one could imagine an evil genius who didn’t want to have to start all over Read the rest of this entry »

.. not. Read the rest of this entry »

Moko is the hero of the day in New Zealand.  Watch this clip to hear how Moko saved the mother dolphin and her baby. 

Andrea Bailey has blown the whistle on the gay agenda.  She is appalled.  Her daughter ended up drinking out of a penis shaped fun straw.  It is truly appalling.  The little girl seemed to enjoy it greatly so her mother put her back in the closet in her restraints. 

 Here’s the clip.  At least the part the news would show.

Don’t forget to leave your comments below. Let us know if you are for or against Penis Shaped Fun Straws.

I’m shocked and amazed, Sally Kern and her baptist preacher husband have a GAY son!  I guess they don’t like him very well since they are all about making Gay’s Enemy #1 ahead of terrorists!

Oklahoma Rep. Sally Kern’s son is a flaming queen!

Sure enough, Homo’s are now the nations #1 enemy.  Now “…even more so than Terrorism and Islam…”  according to Sally Kern, one of Oklahoma’s elected leaders.  (Editors note: stay away from Oklahoma if you can!) With that in mind I’m sure there are several new weapons coming our way so our nation can fight ‘The War on Homosexuality!”

Expect to see a new bunker buster bomb that targets gay bathhouses!  It will have gay on gay radar that will pinpoint the exact point of entry to ram a hot nuke up and spread a new radiation that will not kill the host immediately but will allow the host to spread the disease through homosexual contact.  I know what you’re thinking.  It’s about time right? 

 Well then join Oklahoma representative Sally Kern and help wipe out homosexuals once and for all. 

Here’s a tease:

“Their going after 2 year olds in schools.  You know why they’re trying to get early childhood education?  They want to get our young children into the government schools so they can indoctrinate them.” 

 Obviously, Sally is a christian rapidly spreading the Hatred of God!  “Have you heard the word of Hate Today?”  Please call Sally and ask her when she’ll be having her next hate session.  Let’s join her hate group and have a good laugh!

I know what comes to mind.  The song from the Wizard of Oz…..’Ding dong the wicked witch…..”  Well you should be ashamed of yourself.  After all he has a family. Read the rest of this entry »