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It’s ok to buy chinese products again. Hooray!

I don’t know how many people caught this but its very important. I know, you’re afraid to take vitamin C because it might be from China. Or eat that Monkfish because China has been trying to trick us with its poisonous cousin the Putterfish.

And then of course we have to be sure our pet food […]

Bottom? Bottom?

As I realized that my new job - creating a new porn website for a gay porn company I’m currently contracted with - also had problems, but somewhat different problems than my former fortune 100 company, it was the word ‘bottom’ that got me thinking about it.

Fortunately, I am only ‘observing’ the many problems. In […]

Don’t ever write about your cats.

That’s what I read in an article that mentioned the 10 things not to do if you want people to read your blog.

“What do you do if you don’t have a life then?” I asked no one. “What am I supposed to do? Stop writing all together?” The words rang in my empty head. You […]

Butt Piss

I pissed out my butt today. I hate it when that happens. I wasn’t sick that I knew of, but sometimes it just happens.

I really hate it when it happens on Bart. No I didn’t piss out my butt on bart, but that was when I realized there might be a problem. Thank god I […]

George Bush steps down

George Bush has left the White House and gone fishing. “…and when I’m done fishing, I’m going to the ranch to clear brush.” He was quoted as saying.

In this surprising turn of events, several washington leaders are baffled. “Can he do that? Just up and leave?” asked Nancy Pelosi of apparently no one.

Sicko

I went and saw Sicko. A friend asked me if it was good. I wasn’t sure how to respond to that. I mean if I’d found it entertaining then, yes, I would certainly say it was ‘good’. But I wouldn’t call it that. In fact I really found it disturbing. Even the parts meant for […]