Today is the last day for the poll and its looking like we aren’t going to get 100% participation. I’m disappointed but I’m not defeated. I will continue writing this for myself and my cats and we’ll be the ones who will truly enjoy it.
So far Anonymous, you have posted 3 comments to my blog but you still haven’t taken my poll. I would just like to know why? I’ve been pouring my heart out and then I put the survey up so I could get to know you a little better and you’ve ignored it relentlessly.
So, I’ve given up on getting you to read 4 questions and then clicking your mouse twice to finish the survey. Instead, I now have just one plea for you…
WHY?
Is it because you don’t like sandwiches at all? I included a choice for people who don’t like sandwiches…”Taco”. So if that’s the case, just select the “Taco”.
Anyway, I hope that helps and I hope we can still be friends after all of this. It has put a damper on our relationship, but if we’re strong we can make it through this.
So, thanks for reading this. Have a great day!
Posted in Poll Results
Product Development has developed a new line of Cat Toys. They’re exactly the same as the other cat toys only these are white. They look great! They even have a warning label printed on them directed towards human children.
So we have plenty now so don’t worry about us running out. At least for a few weeks that is.
We’re also working on a couple of package deals. We’re looking at giving discounts when you order the Cat Toy along with our other new product, the Cat Toy Removal Kit.
Here’s the images for your visual aids. If you click them they’ll get bigger.
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Sorry the white cat toys are so new we haven’t had time to get a photographer in to take the pictures. We will be posting the images once we have them. For now, just imagine the black one being all white with a warning label printed on it. That should give you the mental picture.
When you place your order just let us know what color you want. If you are also ordering the Cat Toy Removal kit, please be sure to specify what size your baby is. That part is very important.
And, there are still 2 days to take the survey. Don’t delay. It can only help you.
Posted in Miscellaneous
Dick Cheney called to tell me he’s not planning on dropping a nuclear bomb on America. “oh yeah,” I thought. “Like you’re going to admit it.”
And then I thought, hey, why’d he call me anyway? It must be my blog and all the waves it is causing for the Bush Administration. I’m sure he hates my blog and the fact that its named after the most liberal city in the most liberal state in the Country. That must make his blood boil. And then the fact that it highlights the world famous wind powered car probably pisses him off. He hates clean energy.
Obtw, the wall street journal had an article about how Cheney has gone cookoo! His friends don’t know him anymore. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Politics
Well here we are. It’s Friday and still not one response to the survey. I guess I’ll just have to take it myself then, since it seems like me entire readership has become 0.
Anyway, I went to my porn job today. It was pretty fun. Tinkerbell got mad and screamed at boss2. He told boss2 that he had done all he could and that if people kept asking him questions about it he would get stressed out. And if he got stressed out he would quit.
That seemed to get boss2 off his back. He then got up and walked violently to the restroom, his boots ringing all the way. It was interesting that a stressful situation like that would be such a boon for angels waiting for their wings.
Posted in My Porn Career, Poll Results
Hello again. I want everyone to hear about my new special offer for my poll. If I get 100% response, all readers will be the first recipients of the cat toy I’m selling. Its an amazing deal, I know. But I feel very comfortable giving these away at first, because I know once a few people get them, word of mouth will be all I’ll need to sell millions of them.
The offer is only good until the poll ends so take the dive, take those extra two clicks of the mouse and then email me prior to the poll closing time. There are only 3 days left so hurry!
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Well there is so much happening I’m not sure where to begin. We can talk about Alberto Gonzales and his continual lying to congress to protect our wonderful president. We can talk about how with Bush in power trampling the constitution and Gonzales, who is supposed to uphold the constitution, defending his right to trounce it, how that could end up destroying the foundation of our democracy and starting us down the path to losing our liberties, to being thrown in prison for dissent or for being poor, or gay, or catholic, or protestant and on and on. We can talk about how the Justice Department (that’s where Gonzales works) refuses to enforce the contempt of congress citation given to Harriet and her friend. Yep, lots to talk about there. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Politics, Poll Results
Hello. I’m off my hunger strike and I’ve washed my hands of the survey. I guess if person doesn’t want to take the survey I’ll just have to go back to writing for myself and my cats. It’s frustrating though. I was offering a great service for a simple mouse click or 2.
Anyway, I’ve been thinking about the leadup to my being downsized from a major fortune 100 company. So I went back to read the types of things I was writing then and decided I should post some of them so you can read about the glory days. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Bottoming Out, Miscellaneous
Hello,
Today nothing happened. Nothing happened at all. No one did anything stupid, except maybe the chorus director who had never heard us before and then made us sing some songs we’d never sung before, which we did and created harmonies that no human being or animal had ever heard before, and he said “You guys sound great!” I thought that was stupid.
I didn’t go to the post office so I didn’t open my mailbox and stick my head up to the little square and say “Hi!” due to the box being totally empty. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Politics
I hope you’re not looking here for answers to the upbeat question. How can I continue skipping along through life when I ask for so little and end up with less. It doesn’t seem fair.
You see, there are 5 days left on my survey and I am nowhere near reaching 100% participation. Its a simple request. All you have to do (Anonymous), is tell me your favorite sandwich. The survey is at the top left in case you missed it.
Please let me know if there is anything I can do to help. I think God will take me if I don’t get 100% response to my survey. And think of the benefits to you. You get my undivided attention to focus on your specific personality type. Unless of course my readership increases above 1. In that case you will get divided attention but hey, you could still be in the majority.
It’s like this.
If another reader appears from the ethers, that would make 2. You Anonymous and the other reader. So if the other reader selects a different answer, I will have to divide my time between 2 different personality types. It could get very difficult but I will work very hard to accomplish this.
The fortunate thing is I will at the most have to divide my time between 4 distinct personality types. That is very doable, but in order to do that, my readership would have to increase to 4 loyal readers so it will be a while for that I’m sure.
So think of the benefit to you and please submit your response soon. Remember only 5 more days.
Posted in Poll Results
(Reminder: There are only 6 days left on my poll, so I want to get 100% participation. That means you, Anonymous!)
So on Thursday I was riding Bart. I was bored so I decided I needed someone to look at. So I started watching a tall black woman. Obtw, read my other post on the Black on black incident. It was a lifechanging experience. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Race Issues
First off I want to let everyone know(that means you anonymous!) that I have added a poll to my blog. Please take the poll so I can get to know all of you (you, anonymous) better. With this knowledge I’ll be able to better target my blog to your specific personality type. Thanks!
It was a major event today at the Berkeley Post Office. I went to my PO box and got one of those yellow tags that says you have to wait in the long line to get your mail. It actually happens quite often because the po boxes in Berkeley are quite small. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Race Issues, Seen Around Berkeley
