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Today is the last day for the poll and its looking like we aren’t going to get 100% participation. I’m disappointed but I’m not defeated. I will continue writing this for myself and my cats and we’ll be the ones who will truly enjoy it.

So far Anonymous, you have posted 3 comments to my blog […]

Product Development has developed a new line of Cat Toys. They’re exactly the same as the other cat toys only these are white. They look great! They even have a warning label printed on them directed towards human children.

So we have plenty now so don’t worry about us running out. At least for a few […]

Dick Cheney called to tell me he’s not planning on dropping a nuclear bomb on America. “oh yeah,” I thought. “Like you’re going to admit it.”

And then I thought, hey, why’d he call me anyway? It must be my blog and all the waves it is causing for the Bush Administration. I’m sure he hates […]

Well here we are. It’s Friday and still not one response to the survey. I guess I’ll just have to take it myself then, since it seems like me entire readership has become 0.

Anyway, I went to my porn job today. It was pretty fun. Tinkerbell got mad and screamed at boss2. He told boss2 […]

Hello again. I want everyone to hear about my new special offer for my poll. If I get 100% response, all readers will be the first recipients of the cat toy I’m selling. Its an amazing deal, I know. But I feel very comfortable giving these away at first, because I know once a few […]

Hello. I’m off my hunger strike and I’ve washed my hands of the survey. I guess if person doesn’t want to take the survey I’ll just have to go back to writing for myself and my cats. It’s frustrating though. I was offering a great service for a simple mouse click or 2.

Anyway, I’ve been […]

Hello,
Today nothing happened. Nothing happened at all. No one did anything stupid, except maybe the chorus director who had never heard us before and then made us sing some songs we’d never sung before, which we did and created harmonies that no human being or animal had ever heard before, and he said “You guys […]

I hope you’re not looking here for answers to the upbeat question. How can I continue skipping along through life when I ask for so little and end up with less. It doesn’t seem fair.

You see, there are 5 days left on my survey and I am nowhere near reaching 100% participation. Its a simple […]

(Reminder: There are only 6 days left on my poll, so I want to get 100% participation. That means you, Anonymous!)

So on Thursday I was riding Bart. I was bored so I decided I needed someone to look at. So I started watching a tall black woman. Obtw, read my other post on the Black […]

First off I want to let everyone know(that means you anonymous!) that I have added a poll to my blog. Please take the poll so I can get to know all of you (you, anonymous) better. With this knowledge I’ll be able to better target my blog to your specific personality type. Thanks!

It was a […]